Mormons like sharing personal information--even if later they regret it. It is not uncommon for Mormons to really open up particularly when in front of a microphone or a church group. You see evidence of this when Mormons speak at church, girls camp (for Mormon teenage girls), Especially for Youth (for Mormon teenagers), and Relief Society (for Mormon women).
When Mormons open up, they will often start out by saying something like, "I have been telling myself I did not want to get up and speak ..." You might think, "If you didn't want to speak, then why are you standing in front of an audience with a microphone in your face?" Or, a Mormon might say something like, "I do not know why I came up here ..." You might think, "If you don't know, can you tell me who does?" Sometimes, Mormons cannot resist. And... well, I have been fighting the urge, but I too have a few things weighing on my heart. I feel that somebody needs to hear this, so here it goes:
Everywhere I go, I seem to be late. I keep on telling my family it is time to leave. I say, "Family.... Isn't it about time?" They do not seem to want to go. They look at me to say, "This is the place." And why is it that my kids try to make money off of every little chore I ask them to do? I guess every family member a mercenary. At times, it is hard to get through to my kids. It is like the time I coached a t-ball team. Try as I might, I could not convince them that no success in running the bases could compensate for failure in coming into home.
Actually speaking of running, I have been running myself lately. I want to improve my running time. Currently, I am trying to lengthen my stride. "Do it!" I tell myself, but my legs are only so long. When I am half way done with the run, it often occurs to me that when I choose the very first step on the run, I also choose the last.
I don't know. I know I shouldn't complain, but sometimes it is hard to blog. I think maybe I need to forget myself and get to work. I recognize that I need to try a little harder, to blog a little better. So, I try to choose the right topics and let the consequences follow. And, I try to remember that I never said that blogging would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. But is it? Have I done any good in the world today? Have I helped anyone in need? Have I cheered up the sad, made someone feel glad? If not, well, I guess I am not entirely shocked.
This is really embarrassing, but a while ago I developed a case of amnesia. My mind just went blank. I kept asking myself, "Who am I? Why am I here? Where am I going?" What really tripped me out was that someone convinced me I was running for public office and was about to give a speech introducing myself and my political platform. I thought, "I really need to remember who I am and what I stand for."
When Mormons open up, they will often start out by saying something like, "I have been telling myself I did not want to get up and speak ..." You might think, "If you didn't want to speak, then why are you standing in front of an audience with a microphone in your face?" Or, a Mormon might say something like, "I do not know why I came up here ..." You might think, "If you don't know, can you tell me who does?" Sometimes, Mormons cannot resist. And... well, I have been fighting the urge, but I too have a few things weighing on my heart. I feel that somebody needs to hear this, so here it goes:
Everywhere I go, I seem to be late. I keep on telling my family it is time to leave. I say, "Family.... Isn't it about time?" They do not seem to want to go. They look at me to say, "This is the place." And why is it that my kids try to make money off of every little chore I ask them to do? I guess every family member a mercenary. At times, it is hard to get through to my kids. It is like the time I coached a t-ball team. Try as I might, I could not convince them that no success in running the bases could compensate for failure in coming into home.
Actually speaking of running, I have been running myself lately. I want to improve my running time. Currently, I am trying to lengthen my stride. "Do it!" I tell myself, but my legs are only so long. When I am half way done with the run, it often occurs to me that when I choose the very first step on the run, I also choose the last.
I don't know. I know I shouldn't complain, but sometimes it is hard to blog. I think maybe I need to forget myself and get to work. I recognize that I need to try a little harder, to blog a little better. So, I try to choose the right topics and let the consequences follow. And, I try to remember that I never said that blogging would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. But is it? Have I done any good in the world today? Have I helped anyone in need? Have I cheered up the sad, made someone feel glad? If not, well, I guess I am not entirely shocked.
This is really embarrassing, but a while ago I developed a case of amnesia. My mind just went blank. I kept asking myself, "Who am I? Why am I here? Where am I going?" What really tripped me out was that someone convinced me I was running for public office and was about to give a speech introducing myself and my political platform. I thought, "I really need to remember who I am and what I stand for."
20 comments:
A more apt title for this blog would have been "Mormons like Mormon cliches." This covered just about every single Mormon cliche I can think of. "Forget yourself and go to work" is a good story but probably the most popular. I've heard it about three times today.
When you went running, did you return with honor?
Anonymous,
I did return with honor. It was the best two laps of my life.
This is one of my favorites of yours...just so you know. :)
*rimshot*
You know you're a Mormon if . . . you caught all the inside jokes.
An exceptional post. Thanks for putting a little sunshine in my heart. You sent a shining ray that turned my night to day.
You HAVE cheered up the sad, and always make me feel glad! So would you just wake up and do more blogging!
One more thing: the other day I was driving and my arms got really numb. I was scared, because I could not steer. To get out of traffic, I had to put my shoulder to the wheel and push along.
May you blog and not be weary, quip and not faint.
Love your blog. Continue to go ever onward in blogging. How about "Mormons like acronyms" or "Mormons like Mormon movies"?
Wow!! LOVE IT!! THANKS SO MUCH!! YOUR AWESOME!!! LIFE IT AWESOME!!! (should I keep going?)
Hilarious!! Kept finding more inside jokes, each time I read.
I have nothing left to say, but I did fall off my chair laughing.
Teresa
I saw the one you sent Matt, and I have to say you worked this one very well. I really love the "every member a mercenary".
This is my first time to your blog and I found that post very satisfying to say the least. I know without a shadow of a doubt that this was a funny and relatable post! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pause for breath and to get off the floor*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I would be so ungrateful if I didn't tell you today that I know this post is true.......every freaking hilarious word.
Ha ha! Fantastic post! I can usually come up with something witty to say at a moment's notice, but you leave me speechless...
That was pretty funny. I knew it with every fiber of my being as I was reading it.
Are Mormons over there getting excited for The Forgotten Carols and stake choir performances at the ward Christmas party like they are over here?
And let us all rejoice for the changing of the time for our beloved sacrament mtg in the New Year!!
Remember who you are and what you stand in.
Oh Yes, you did some good today!!
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