Here are the final articles of faith for Mormon culture. You can find the other articles of faith by clicking here (1-4), here (5-6), here (7-9), and here (10-11).
12. We believe in being subject to scoutmasters, pampered chef hostesses, and the writers of the U.S. News and World Report Rankings for professional schools, and in obeying, honoring, and sustaining Glenn Beck.
13. We believe in being above average, good at crafts, optimistic, and being fifteen minutes late everywhere we go. Indeed, we may say that we follow BYU football. We believe rumors about famous people joining the church, we hope to meet the three Nephites, we have endured many pyramid schemes, and hope to be able to endure all pyramid schemes. If there is anything cheap, free, sold in bulk, or given away when somebody is moving, we seek after these things.
Man versus Ferrell
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I love Discovery Network show Man versus Wild. I rarely get to watch it
though. However, am really glad that my wife turned on the DVR for this one.
20 comments:
Brilliant! You captured it.
Whoa...that last one is way harsh, but sometimes true !
Perfect.
These two are awesome. Did vinyl lettering show up anywhere in the articles of faith?
Yes, you did. You really covered it all.
There is a new website dedicated to Mormon urban legends - check it out
http://www.holyfetch.com
I guess I'm in trouble... I only follow BYU football to watch them get beat by the U.
I love them.
Nicely, nicely done.
does this blog get better as i read back into older posts or should i just give up now?
Seriously the funniest and truest things about mormons...I am sooo proud to be one!! ha ha!
Stumbled across your blog after a friend posted a link on facebook...
I think I haven't laughed like this in months. Thank you for a light-hearted look at the very unique culture in which we live. I need to keep reading...I'm really hoping you've got some excellent singles ward material I can share in my Sunday School lesson tomorrow! Please keep blogging!
So aside from #5&6, I don't fit any of these. Must be why I moved away from Utah...
Love them. You really nailed it.
I have a problem though, you know Mormons love blogs. And you know Mormons love to befriend the blog authors despite the likelyhood of meeting prior to the spirit world. My problem is you don't have any contact info for us to write you an email.
If I were to write you an email I would inquire about YOUR take on food storage. My husband and I just helped clean out an aunt's house and she had no less than 40 containers of wheat. They were labled from 1977.
She insisted it was still good despite the fact the containers weren't air tight. She insisted upon calling neighbors and friends to come get their share. And as you know, Mormons like free and bulk, so of course they came.
I eagerly await your take on the matter. I love your writing and I am thrilled you have another blog.
For posting this, I thank you!
Great Blog...Just blog hopped and landed here! Hysterical!
I am a new mormon and this blog is going to prove invaluable. often I am drifting along in life and have to stop and wonder if I am doing or thinking something mormon-approved. incidentally, I am single although practically engaged to another member and it is driving the entire ward crazy that we are not engaged yet and that I do not plan to get married 2 weeks after I get engaged and have a "come and go" reception in my mother's living room. I have a lot to learn about being a mormon.
do mormons like chicken soup for the soul books?
wow, I just discovered this little gem on your site. cheesy, but very funny! We are a peculiar people.
Hilarious. I can't quit laughing. I have no clue who you are ... but you're funny.
Where have you gone?
Come back, I love this blog!
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