Monday, June 8, 2009

Articles of Faith for Mo Culture (7-9)

For the past couple of posts, I have been laying out proposed articles of faith for Mormon culture. You can find the other articles of faith by clicking here (1-4) and here (5-6). Anyways, here is my best stab at Articles 7-9:

7. We believe in the gift of the re-gift, church books, crafts, family photos, baked goods, emergency supply kits, and so forth.

8. We believe in sparkling grape juice so long as it is nonalcoholic; we also believe in bringing root beer and sprite to ward parties.

9. We believe in all that we have scrapbooked, all that we will now scrapbook, and we believe that we will yet scrapbook many great and important things pertaining to our family, friends, pets, and vacations.

6 comments:

Janiece said...

:-)

doesthatmakesense said...

I love it!!!

Anna said...

Ugh. I am such a Mo.

The Heizzys said...

Loved the scrapbook one!!!

Brock said...

I think we're trending away from baked goods and casseroles. These days people buy something and then repackage it on their own plate to make it look like homemade.

On the root beer thing... have you ever seen people get all edgy when someone brings home-fermented rootbeer, as if it just might be a WoW violation?

Iva said...

great! :)